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Alright, alright, everybody settle down.

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The annual Park Manager's Lodge $50 chili
cook-off will be this weekend.

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And, as always, the cost of your
ingredients cannot be more than $50.

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Day one will be an elimination round,
and day two,

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finalists will compete in a no-holds-barred
arena match.

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Celebrity chef Sean Ben Pimento will
judge.

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Oh, man.

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The winner will get the undivided respect
of the entire land!

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Respect?

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I want to enter.

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Vincent, no!

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Gene wins every year.

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Eh, let the apprentice enter.

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Not like he's gonna beat me.

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Let's have a preemptive celebration in
Gene's honor.

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I gotta win this chili cook-off.

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So, I saw my fifth grade teacher at the
grocery store yesterday.

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What?

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Hey, guys.

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Hope you saved room for chili.

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Oh, right.

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For the competition.

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It was tough staying under 50 bucks,
but I did it.

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Dig in.

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So?

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It's good.

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Yeah, it's good.

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It's good.

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Okay, it's good.

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Yeah, it's not bad.

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You said good before.

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Yeah, it's fine, Vincent.

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You said not bad before.

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It's cafeteria level at best.

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Ah, if I only could use a Jade phantom
pepper.

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I used to come across them when I studied
abroad in Venezuela.

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It's spicy and sweet, with hints of
lavender.

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It made any chili go from regular to muy
bonito.

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Benson, you know the Jade phantom pepper
is muy expensivo in the States.

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It costs 20 grand.

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You gotta work with what you got.

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That's the whole point of this contest.

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You're right.

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If Gene can do it, I can do it.

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Guys, you guys!

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Dude, we're trying to work here.

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I know, I know.

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Just try my chili.

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Oh, it's pretty good.

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Yeah.

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Award winning good?

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Maybe?

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Not good enough!

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You guys!

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Benson, we're trying to sleep.

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Just try this one last bite.

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Ah!

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Oh.

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Oh, wow.

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Benson, this might be the best chili I've
ever had.

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Really?

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Great.

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That's perfect.

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Now to get some sleep before the
competition.

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Wow.

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There he is.

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There who is?

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Celebrity Judge Sean Ben Pimento.

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He's coming this way.

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Scatter!

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Hello, Mr. Ben Pimento.

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It's an honor to meet you.

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He's saving his vocal cords for the
announcement.

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Oh.

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Say no more.

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Hmm.

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So, how'd it go?

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I... I think he liked it.

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That's awesome.

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Because I think he likes jeans,
too.

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Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.

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Hmm.

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I need you guys to do me a favor.

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Can you steal me a cup of jeans chili?

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On it!

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Ha, ha!

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But you get where I'm coming from.

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Hey!

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I know exactly what you're up to.

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Uh, what's that?

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You're here to try some of my world-famous
chili.

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Go right ahead!

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There's plenty for everyone.

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Thanks.

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See you, Gene.

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So?

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Spicy and sweet.

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With hints of lavender.

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What?

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Gimme that.

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Jade phantom pepper.

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And now, Judge Sean Ben-Pimento to present
our competitors for tomorrow's final round.

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Ahem.

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Gene.

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And Andrew Aronson.

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Yay!

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Woo!

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All right!

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Yes!

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This is me!

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Andrew Aronson!

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Uh, wait, wait.

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We just got a
random price test back from our labs, and

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it looks like Andrew Aronson's chili is
over budget.

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At $51.20!

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He is disqualified.

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You disgust me.

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Take him away!

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But I... What?

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I... Well, I guess we'll have to go with
our next runner-up.

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Uh, m-m-mister Ben-Pimento?

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If I had to choose a third option,
I suppose I would begrudgingly select...

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...him.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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But while I appreciate this honor,
we have a cheater among us!

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Your chili cost more than $50,
Gene.

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I don't know what you're talking about.

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Where's your proof?

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I... I don't have any.

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You got here in a technicality,
apprentice.

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Just smile and bring your mediocre chili
tomorrow.

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Mediocre?

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You did not make a $50 chili!

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And I'll prove it!

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Those peppers have got to be in here
somewhere.

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Huh?

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I bet there's a receipt for those peppers
in here.

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Come on, come on.

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Where's the receipt?

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Park Manager's Lodge.

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Two trillion dollars?

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That's how he can afford all those
peppers.

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The stems.

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Vincent!

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What are you doing in my office?

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I'm on to you, Gene.

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I know what you've been doing.

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I see.

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You know all about it, then.

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Yes, I do.

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You've been using the Jade phantom and
I've got the stems to prove it!

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What?

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Cheating is no laughing matter,
Gene.

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This is a $20,000 pepper.

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For you, maybe.

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You see, I've been growing these babies
myself.

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So, technically, they're free.

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What?

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It takes ten years to raise each one and
I've been growing them my whole life.

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Why do you think they cost so much?

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Oh.

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Well, wait.

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Then what are you doing with two trillion
dollars in lodge money?

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High-level lodge business.

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Now get out of my house, Benchin!

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So, he's still gonna use that pepper and
I'm always gonna lose to Gene.

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Well, what do you have that Gene doesn't?

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I don't know.

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But whatever it is,
it's gonna have to be

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something that nobody's
put into chili before.

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Of course!

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A chili contest winner shows a mastery of
tomato, bean, and spice.

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The defending champion!

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The goober who embarrassed himself.

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And me, Sean Ben.

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Pimento!

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Welcome to my world of chili!

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For 60 minutes of the clock!

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Ready...

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Set... Regino!

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Benson getting his start looking a little
frazzled.

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Gene going for his patented Jade phantom
peppers.

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And I, of course, mean that literally!

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He literally has the patent!

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Oh!

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What's Benson doing?

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Gene, of course.

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Breaking no sweat.

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Benson feeling the pressure.

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Gene not concerned at all!

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I just loved your Christmas card.

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Oh!

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The wife thought the antlers would be
funny.

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For Benson, with mere minutes remaining,
any distraction could mean disaster!

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So what is this you're making?

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Let me look at it in the light.

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Yeah!

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I got it!

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Oh!

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What's this?

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This thing I'm touching with my unwashed
finger.

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What is that?

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It's... Oh jeez!

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Somebody get him a new knife!

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Five minutes!

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Gene is just running down the clock at
this point.

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I need more wings!

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Thirty seconds.

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Remember, if the chili isn't plated,
the contestant is disqualified.

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That's it!

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Gene's done!

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Ten seconds left.

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Ten!

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Nine!

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Eight!

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Seven!

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Six!

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Five!

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Two!

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One!

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Zero!

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I suppose he technically plated it.

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Time is up!

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Yeah.

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one!

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And now I would begin the tasting.

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Excellent aroma.

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Mm.

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Mm.

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Gene, you have presented this wonderful
chili for ten years...

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...and still I am surprised and refreshed.

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Thank you, Chef.

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Chef Benson.

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Interesting presentation.

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This is... incredible.

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What is this flavor I'm tasting?

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This tang.

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Uh, chicken wings, Mr. Ben Pimento.

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How novel.

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I must have a second bite.

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Oh, go ahead, please.

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Hmm.

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What is this?

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Uh, it's a chicken bone.

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I ran out of time, so... Hmm.

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You have given me a lot to think about.

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And now, time for the final dieting!

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Jean, you gave me a reinvention of an
all-time classic.

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Bursting with exotic aromatic herbs.

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Benson, your chili provided a red-hot
tang.

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All together new to me, but it contained
inedible elements.

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So... I'm sorry to say, Jean, you have
won.

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Yes!

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Aww... Many years
in the past, but not this year.

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Benson wins!

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You're all right, Dunwoody.

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Yeah!

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Yeah!

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Oh, yeah.